Speed suits my arse!

What's goin on with all this psuedoscientific equine excrement about high tech body suits makin ya go faster in the water? As if!

I can't wait till some hirsute Mark Spitz type of dude, with a shaggy mullet, an Austin Powers fur back, and a massive 1970's Aussie cricket legend of a catarpillar on his top lip, comes along n gives youz all a touchup. We might have to wait for Movember to come round again before we see that.

It works for spiders in the swimmin pool; storin air in the hair. So why can't it work for us too?

If the Cole goes the whole hog down the City2Surf path, then perhaps it won't be long before we see someone doin it in a gorilla suit from the back o the pack. Put your order in with your local costume shop now coz I reckon this ideas got legs (so to speak) and they could be a bit hard to come by closer to race day.

Remember you heard it from me first.

Davo.